In the excerpt that follows, my heroine, who has just started secondary school, and won her very first writing prize (naturally convincing her that she is predestined for great things) is talking to her "best friend" (who is, equally naturally, going to turn out to be selfish, shallow and exploitative, and will inevitably go on to steal boyfriends, bursaries, and eventually the heroine's precious work...) about names.
WRITER 51-
Names.
We’ve both
got the wrong names, Mabel said. You’re not a Gloria. I mean, “Gloria” is for
actresses, and pop-stars. It isn’t you at all. And I’m not a Mabel. “Mabel”s an
ugly name, it’s like fatties, and specs. There aren’t any models called
“Mabel”, are there? ‘S just ugly, ugly and common.
I didn’t
think “Mabel” was ugly. “Mabel” was a beautiful name. Of course it was, because
it was Mabel’s name. “Gloria” was
ugly. How could she think “Gloria” was glamorous? “Gloria” was an old-lady name.
If names had a scent, “Mabel” would smell like orchard apples, and minty gum
breath, and romping in hay-lofts. “Gloria” would probably smell more like pink
hair-curlers, old Lycra, and stress incontinence.
Still, I
felt a little hurt that Mabel didn’t think I could have a glamorous name. But
she didn’t mean it. And anyway, she was right – I wasn’t glamorous, not in that
sort of way. But it didn’t matter, ‘cause I wasn’t going to be a pop-star, or a
film-star, a vacant, empty-headed actress. Who needs that? I was going to be a
writer, wasn’t I? A famous, wealthy writer. Gloria Lambert, author. Novelist.
Booker Prize Winning Novelist. Nobel Prize. Why not?
When you’re
a really rich writer, of course, you can buy Couture clothes, you can have
Designers Design you things, you can be Sophisticated, which is actually much posher
than Glamorous. And people still want to sleep with you. People wanted to sleep
with George Sand, even, and she wasn’t Glamorous. She wasn’t even
normal-looking, and she did all right.
I felt
reassured. As long as I stuck to the plan, it was all going to be fine.
More excerpts from the (unrevised) first draft soon - I can hardly wait! Or I might get round to that fascinating excursion into Romano-British Religion that I've been planning. It's going to be more exciting than it sounds, I promise you...
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